How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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