dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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