So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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