So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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