So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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