HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
