sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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