she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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