She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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