yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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