I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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