No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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