I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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