ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
that is very illegal...i love you.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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