so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just had sex on a roof
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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