i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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