im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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