Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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