nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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