brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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