I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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