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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.

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(951): View more from California

I didn't know people actually cried after sex.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt

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(740): View more from Ohio

Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.

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(214): View more from Texas

Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!

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(217): View more from Illinois

Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now

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