I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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