I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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