oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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