Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
All the doctor said was why
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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