he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
is it fun? or sober?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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