Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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