Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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