so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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