Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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