sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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