Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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