The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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