so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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