He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize