I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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