It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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