I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
