And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The uberlube is also flammable
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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