they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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