Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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