Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
