We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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