Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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