You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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