i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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