Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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