she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
