I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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