i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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