tell your sister to shave her snatch
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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