Quick, to the slutcave!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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