worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We need a shit load of segways right now
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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