I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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