I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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